AUSTIN SXSW FUKIN

played washers? i think thats what it was called. i didn't play but the boys crushed it.
dont mess with texas
crushin it at the shack.
Chris got real obsessed with this blog http://fuckyeahawesome.tumblr.com and dude just sat there 24/7 on that shit. You gotta check it out. this is the shit we're into.
we stayed with literally the coolest bros in the universe in Austin. FUCK YES. We chilled. drank. played games. CRUSHED EVERYTHING!

JOBIN
sittin in a trashcan at the burger records showcase.

Got to see my lovely Lindsay
Mean Jeans show at Burger Records showcase killed it
morning party with Jamila from New Oleans. Truly has 1 speed. PARTY. Jamila is busting with tiger blood.
TABOR MAINE
taco time after our show got cancelled.
BIG FUCKING BUG. texASS sized bug.
this image accurately describes this tour:
driving a fat ass drive from austin to la right now. austin treated us well in general except for the 3 out 5 shows that got fucked up, moved, or cancelled. oh well. the 2 we played were BOMB. thanks to everyone who came out/partied/and chilled with us.

HEY BUTTHEADS! its me, jason! im getting to do the blog post. fuck you chevelle! these are pics from our show at Emo's in austin texass at sxsw (courtesy of austin music weekly's photostream (i guess)). one of them is from pdx pop now last summer taken by Nathan Backous from Jonny X and the Groadies who takes awesome pictures.i just found it.

nowhere TEXAS to NAWLINS to MEMPHIS baby

This guys real pumped to show you his pussy
we didn't play a show in Austin but we went to Beerland and it was the worst karaoke ever. Like the volume was too loud inside and it was all tremble and stupid.
fuck dallas. dallas 4 eva.
we got trashed and tore up dennys with a dennys coupon. poopon
hotel sweet in austin.
gangsta bunny.
chris can't handle big beans
alligator meat on the roadside.
you may remember my future baby daddy jose guadarrama. he doesn't always look like jimmy neutron.
he once dressed like a space tranny for halloween and i realize that i also dress like a space tranny all the time.
We managed to hit mardi gras on its last night with only 2 hours left to party. So we parked our van on the sidewalk and got super crazy drunk in 10 minutes. danced in the streets. drank dranks. went to some punk show where all the songs were constant breakdowns. ate pizza. I did it with the entire gay community.

mornings after in new orleans are sweet as fuck. hangovers don't exist because new orleans is heaven.

drank our beers while waiting for po boys. chris ate catfish.


when chris moves to new orleans he's going to look just like this. fat and happy.
the lady at the po boy place challenged izak to eat the biggest gnarliest surf and turn po boy. dude killed it quick!

ate by the bayou. this is why we are moving to nola asap.

show in jackson. this is the only pic i took. we partied crazy hard with married southern belles. jason partied their clothes off. I think she partied her own clothes off actually.
it became izaks bday and we got crrraaaazzzyyyy.
big daddy future vision. dog the bounty hunter.
played at odessa in memphis. those kids know how to have a good time! dancing worm style on the floor. freaking out in only good ways.

WENT TO GRACELAND! Finally. I have been waiting too hard.

elvis sure knows how to decorate a room! me & json & izak are gonna do our whole house jungle room style.

this is what my door will look like.
this is what my boyfriend will look like.
this is what my child will look like.



hunka hunka burnin luv in his pants
show some respect


riding in style!

the van is looking better every day!