shower fluff
in st. louis we played at a weird gallery venue thing with a store upstairs and the venue in the basement. there were lots of terrible zines. so ziney I couldn't touch. Jason found me a weird dirty magazine.
and then our minds were blown hard by the best new band of the world called the fins. straight up instrumental surf band that rocks so hard and no one fucking knows about it. sorry world. you are missing out. ok I just looked and I don't think they even have an internet existence. but I got a tape from them so if you're really my friend I'll make you listen to it.
stayed at one of the fins mansions in the rumpus room.
from here on out the drives are really really eventful. home of arbor day.
oh yeah. the venue fucked up and we drove our asses all the way to omaha to find a dude locking up and telling us that there was never a show. but they are just retarded because then I went and found an email from them confirming that shit. whatevs. everyone in omaha was going to a brooks and dunn concert anyway.
my fave babes
got to kansas city FINALLY.
stayed at a crazy warehouse that would be boring to read me describe but just believe it was crazy rad indescribable.
i smell a new album cover
we are continuing the next few tour dates left with hotties Lazy who we stayed with in KC. they have a more beautiful van and more beautiful faces. LOOK AT THEM. besides, their starting their tour so they will be coming to a city near you asap.making shirts:
rocking our shit
toss it out the window
gettin super burritos at 3am.
another part of that warehouse that we stayed in. that's the kitchen up there.
catwalk
sludge and babes tour 2010
back in louis and clark zone. this is the worst historical painting i've seen. thumbs up dude!
those tires are big
kansas sure has a weird sense of humor about itself
denver with lust cats of the gutters, night of joy, and lazy. we all wanna have babies with the lust cats.
all 10 of us stayed at a lust cat house. I very drunkenly took a bunch of "hanging out" pictures then just passed out hard.
this is what things look like in wyoming
drive through that shit
i cut my hair in the car.
and then salt lake city.
i knew the place was wack when i saw the graffiti in the girls bathroom. 1st, quote is wrong. 2nd, what the fuck is wind beneath my knees?!
ok so I'm pissed about this salt lake city thing. It was just us, Lazy, and a fuckadelic funky butt band called Hip White Kids (wtf really). Hip White Kids INSISTED they play 2nd because they're a newish band and didn't think many people would see them if they played last. UM, we had all been in salt lake for total of an hour. Isn't this the opposite of what a local band should do? Also, I booked the goddamn show. Those fuckers just got on AS the local band. They don't get to get their way. But the venue was weak so they did get their way. and Shockingly they brought A LOT of people who loooooved funk jamming. We played last and those people had left. I thought the funk retards had left too but actually they were just outside on the patio. and then at the end they took their cut of the money instead of helping out the touring bands. I hope the pizzas they buy with that money makes them shit their pants. Also the sound guy yelled at people but that's besides the point. Hip White Kids can suck my Big White Dick.waiting for my baby mama after the show to take us to her bountiful mansion.
